{"title":"Wear It","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"unisex-softstyle-t-shirt","title":"Darrow \u0026 Sevro '28 Unisex Ultra Comfy T-Shirt - 2028 Presidential Campaign","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Solar System has had enough reasonable leadership.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCast your vote for Darrow \u0026amp; Sevro ’28 — the presidential ticket built on rebellion, questionable decision-making, and the general philosophy that if the system doesn’t work, you can always dismantle it from the inside.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing the slogan “We Are the Light and We Are Spreading,” this campaign tee is made for Red Rising fans, Howlers, and anyone who would absolutely trust these two with an election despite overwhelming evidence that this is a terrible idea.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWear it to book club, conventions, your next reread, or anywhere fellow Howlers might recognize the campaign. Just don’t expect a peaceful transition of power.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHail Reaper. Hail Goblin. Vote accordingly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShirt Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Printed on a Gildan Softstyle® 64000 unisex t-shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• 100% ring-spun cotton on solid colors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Lightweight 4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²) fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Classic unisex fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Crew neckline\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Seamless sides for a smoother fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Reinforced shoulders with twill tape\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Ribbed-knit collar designed to help maintain its shape\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Pearlized tear-away label\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Made with ethically grown and harvested U.S. cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFabric Blends:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Heather colors: 35% ring-spun cotton \/ 65% polyester\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Sport Grey \u0026amp; Antique colors: 90% cotton \/ 10% polyester\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Graphite Heather: 50% ring-spun cotton \/ 50% polyester\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease Note:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• White shirts may have a slightly off-white appearance due to the natural properties of the fabric.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen and the printing process.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Please review the size chart before ordering to find your preferred fit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is an independent, fan-made parody design inspired by science-fiction literature and is not affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by any author, publisher, franchise, trademark, or copyright holder.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":46138140852415,"sku":"26075489370509883530","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":46138140885183,"sku":"25372553023121636628","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":46138140917951,"sku":"23744800778836670296","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":46138140950719,"sku":"15814588221690357808","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Indigo","offer_id":46138140983487,"sku":"12096338577019521752","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Graphite Heather","offer_id":46138141016255,"sku":"78368398117127795532","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":46138141049023,"sku":"23808877866204581036","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":46138141081791,"sku":"20152798458104181501","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Indigo","offer_id":46138141114559,"sku":"32875240845773121804","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Graphite Heather","offer_id":46138141147327,"sku":"63918937995423128230","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":46138141180095,"sku":"62472810245714633407","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":46138141212863,"sku":"33872055391225788267","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Indigo","offer_id":46138141245631,"sku":"75712837340534765479","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Graphite Heather","offer_id":46138141278399,"sku":"45865764766954766788","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":46138141311167,"sku":"18289325032153222994","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":46138141343935,"sku":"69361748528500693478","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Indigo","offer_id":46138141376703,"sku":"10184498234663678371","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Graphite Heather","offer_id":46138141409471,"sku":"60987002702646498444","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":46138141442239,"sku":"15179638930717791072","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":46138141475007,"sku":"15702190175680012780","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heather Indigo","offer_id":46138141507775,"sku":"37577407882761051053","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Graphite Heather","offer_id":46138141540543,"sku":"18354349309522577960","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":46138141573311,"sku":"15523807297939584881","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":46138141606079,"sku":"28377476681241412577","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Heather Indigo","offer_id":46138141638847,"sku":"90225923023878694056","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Graphite Heather","offer_id":46138141671615,"sku":"11870163335251866299","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/9259\/7695\/files\/16325889602247340665_2048.jpg?v=1788462566"},{"product_id":"picard-riker-28-campaign-t-shirt-make-it-so-political-parody-tee","title":"Picard \u0026 Riker '28 -  Unisex Ultra Comfy T-Shirt  - 2028 Presidential Campaign","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Federation deserves competent leadership.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVote Picard \u0026amp; Riker ’28 — the presidential ticket with decades of command experience, proven diplomatic skills, impeccable posture, and absolutely no tolerance for Q showing up unannounced.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for Star Trek fans who prefer their political campaigns with Earl Grey, a Number One they can trust, and leadership that has already survived Borg invasions, temporal anomalies, hostile Romulans, and more than a few catastrophically malfunctioning holodecks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWear it to conventions, watch parties, game nights, or anywhere the Federation could use a little competent leadership. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePicard \u0026amp; Riker ’28. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe future is waiting. Make It So.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShirt Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Printed on a Gildan Softstyle® 64000 unisex t-shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• 100% ring-spun cotton on solid colors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Lightweight 4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²) fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Classic unisex fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Crew neckline\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Seamless sides for a smoother fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Reinforced shoulders with twill tape\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Ribbed-knit collar designed to help maintain its shape\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Pearlized tear-away label\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Made with ethically grown and harvested U.S. cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFabric Blends:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Heather colors: 35% ring-spun cotton \/ 65% polyester\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Sport Grey \u0026amp; Antique colors: 90% cotton \/ 10% polyester\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Graphite Heather: 50% ring-spun cotton \/ 50% polyester\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease Note:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• White shirts may have a slightly off-white appearance due to the natural properties of the fabric.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen and the printing process.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Please review the size chart before ordering to find your preferred fit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is an independent, fan-made parody design inspired by classic science fiction and is not affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by any official franchise, studio, trademark, or copyright holder.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":46138251444415,"sku":"20142107191044370578","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":46138251477183,"sku":"56848760602483413177","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":46138251509951,"sku":"30182034502638015143","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":46138251542719,"sku":"29111384821032027049","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":46138251575487,"sku":"93138681897613179192","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":46138251608255,"sku":"31141408364661032029","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":46138251641023,"sku":"34055290193908412205","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":46138251673791,"sku":"31235040394707009446","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":46138251706559,"sku":"19501903885913899710","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":46138251739327,"sku":"94197598949081013987","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/9259\/7695\/files\/5143183224280777813_2048.jpg?v=1788464611"},{"product_id":"thai-fly-by-t-shirt-vintage-longtail-boat-thailand-travel-tee","title":"Thai Fly By Mr. Kim Unisex Ultra Soft T‑Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHungry? No need to leave home. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMr. Kim will come to you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInspired by one of the best little details from The Fifth Element, this vintage-style ultra soft tee is a tribute to Mr. Kim, his floating restaurant, and the dream of living in a future where your favorite noodle guy can simply fly up to your apartment window.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for Fifth Element fans, sci-fi movie lovers, and anyone who still thinks futuristic food delivery peaked in 2263.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShirt Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Printed on a Gildan Softstyle® 64000 unisex t-shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Lightweight 4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²) fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Soft, comfortable feel for everyday wear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Classic unisex fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Crew neckline\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Seamless sides for a smoother fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Reinforced shoulders with twill tape\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Ribbed-knit collar designed to help maintain its shape\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Pearlized tear-away label\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease Note:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen and the printing process.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Please review the size chart before ordering to find your preferred fit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is an independent, fan-made parody design inspired by classic science-fiction cinema and is not affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by any official franchise, studio, trademark, or copyright holder.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":46138342899903,"sku":"33795947058913458792","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":46138342932671,"sku":"69520972577286773457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Military Green","offer_id":46138342965439,"sku":"28095897919824578438","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":46138342998207,"sku":"11921444717806851101","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":46138343030975,"sku":"30357747157927287772","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":46138343063743,"sku":"25147701728708984420","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Military Green","offer_id":46138343096511,"sku":"41108110293478914144","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":46138343129279,"sku":"26736750496198359824","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":46138343162047,"sku":"15392898564965914926","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":46138343194815,"sku":"39151676969397270626","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Military Green","offer_id":46138343227583,"sku":"10279778307389568994","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":46138343260351,"sku":"27432736091987932846","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":46138343293119,"sku":"12805301296959607971","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":46138343325887,"sku":"10553217380258918182","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":46138343358655,"sku":"18129398276300472427","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":46138343391423,"sku":"23327492901060259261","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":46138343424191,"sku":"32158809832206414392","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":46138343456959,"sku":"10272791789105657659","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":46138343489727,"sku":"31170155951838566233","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/9259\/7695\/files\/13650071546697900050_2048.jpg?v=1788468756"},{"product_id":"bug-control-t-shirt-atomic-pest-control-retro-vintage-logo","title":"Atomic Pest Control Radroach Removal - Vintage Unisex Extra Soft Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGot roaches? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReally, really big roaches?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCall Atomic Pest Control — your trusted wasteland professionals for Radroach removal, nest extermination, and those unsettling scratching noises coming from behind the refrigerator.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis vintage-inspired graphic tee looks like something you might actually pick up from a questionable extermination company somewhere in the wasteland. Printed on a soft, lightweight Gildan Softstyle® shirt, it has that comfortable, broken-in feel you want from a graphic tee without being heavy or stiff.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe classic unisex fit makes it an easy everyday shirt for conventions, gaming nights, running errands, lounging around the house, or heading out to deal with your own neighborhood infestation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShirt Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Printed on a soft Gildan Softstyle® 64000 unisex t-shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Lightweight 4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²) fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Soft, smooth and breathable feel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Comfortable for year-round everyday wear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Classic unisex fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Crew neckline\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Seamless sides for a smoother, more comfortable fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Reinforced shoulders with twill tape\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Ribbed-knit collar designed to help maintain its shape\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Pearlized tear-away label for added comfort\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease Note:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen and the printing process.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Please review the size chart before ordering to find your preferred fit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is an independent, fan-made parody design inspired by retro post-apocalyptic science fiction and is not affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by any official franchise, studio, trademark, or copyright holder.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":46138356433087,"sku":"23465280303474233622","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":46138356465855,"sku":"24652534795319519858","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Military Green","offer_id":46138356498623,"sku":"19258918895685275215","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":46138356531391,"sku":"16008040529106159894","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":46138356564159,"sku":"25325591079995447015","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":46138356596927,"sku":"31460697504675304965","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Military Green","offer_id":46138356629695,"sku":"25158900220301896210","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":46138356662463,"sku":"25774423851391067391","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":46138356695231,"sku":"11154765951792399309","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":46138356727999,"sku":"32555045569590294751","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Military Green","offer_id":46138356760767,"sku":"13324937711857862467","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":46138356793535,"sku":"14865881909705934407","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":46138356826303,"sku":"11246022973274264328","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":46138356859071,"sku":"15643831808543838502","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":46138356891839,"sku":"18602173942698876564","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":46138356924607,"sku":"63333299128211659612","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":46138356957375,"sku":"18426523012522385003","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":46138356990143,"sku":"14188805654531497569","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":46138357022911,"sku":"10636617035062696817","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/9259\/7695\/files\/8701189762067839429_2048.jpg?v=1788469536"},{"product_id":"don-t-let-the-muggles-get-you-down-t-shirt","title":"Don’t Let the Muggles Get You Down - Harry Potter Quote - Unisex Extra Soft T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome days require patience. Some days require magic. And some days require avoiding Muggles altogether.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Don’t Let the Muggles Get You Down” is a little magical encouragement for anyone dealing with coworkers, errands, responsibilities, or the general inconvenience of existing in the non-magical world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis quote is printed on a soft, lightweight Gildan Softstyle® tee that’s comfortable enough to become one of those shirts you keep reaching for. It has a smooth, breathable feel without the heaviness or stiffness of a traditional graphic tee, making it easy to wear on its own or layered under a cardigan or jacket.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for Harry Potter fans, witches, wizards, book lovers, and anyone who could use a reminder not to let ordinary people ruin an otherwise perfectly magical day. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWear it to book club, a movie marathon, the bookstore, your next theme park trip, or simply to work when saying what you're actually thinking would probably result in a meeting with HR.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShirt Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Printed on a soft Gildan Softstyle® 64000 unisex t-shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Lightweight 4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²) fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Soft, smooth and breathable feel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Comfortable for year-round everyday wear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Classic unisex fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Crew neckline\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Seamless sides for a smoother, more comfortable fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Reinforced shoulders with twill tape\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Ribbed-knit collar designed to help maintain its shape\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Pearlized tear-away label for added comfort\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease Note:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen and the printing process.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Please review the size chart before ordering to find your preferred fit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is an independent, fan-made parody design inspired by the magical world of fantasy literature and is not affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by any official franchise, author, studio, publisher, trademark, or copyright holder.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Light Blue","offer_id":46138647740607,"sku":"11894788112826417921","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":46138647773375,"sku":"29232969847517882409","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":46138647806143,"sku":"14195361866958992124","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Light Blue","offer_id":46138647838911,"sku":"12988335822098208900","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":46138647871679,"sku":"33642695706466764628","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":46138647904447,"sku":"18874357125771567633","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Light Blue","offer_id":46138647937215,"sku":"18368373236431842097","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":46138647969983,"sku":"27403513670304600019","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":46138648002751,"sku":"13977616419725175024","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":46138648035519,"sku":"23402605914331242806","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":46138648068287,"sku":"19793976137980506139","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":46138648101055,"sku":"16375402913486540489","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":46138648133823,"sku":"32987789940025416458","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":46138648166591,"sku":"24093252083157496592","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":46138648199359,"sku":"17854866168685285961","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/9259\/7695\/files\/12860706268843273174_2048.jpg?v=1788478974"},{"product_id":"live-laugh-morn-graphic-t-shirt","title":"Live Laugh Morn - DS9 Unisex Extra Soft Graphic T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLive. Laugh. Morn.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis vintage-inspired graphic tee pays tribute to everyone’s favorite bar regular - Morn, a true station legend known for holding down his favorite seat, enjoying a good drink, and, according to absolutely everyone around him, never knowing when to stop talking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis design features Morn enjoying his natural habitat at the bar and is printed on a soft, lightweight Gildan Softstyle® tee. The fabric has a smooth, breathable feel without the heaviness or stiffness of a traditional graphic shirt, making it comfortable for conventions, watch parties, trivia nights, the local bar, or a lengthy conversation that somehow lasts until closing time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for DS9 fans who appreciate the background characters, running jokes, and wonderfully specific references that make the station feel like an actual place.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShirt Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Printed on a soft Gildan Softstyle® 64000 unisex t-shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Lightweight 4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²) fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Soft, smooth and breathable feel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Comfortable for year-round everyday wear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Classic unisex fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Crew neckline\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Seamless sides for a smoother, more comfortable fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Reinforced shoulders with twill tape\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Ribbed-knit collar designed to help maintain its shape\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Pearlized tear-away label for added comfort\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease Note:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen and the printing process.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Please review the size chart before ordering to find your preferred fit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is an independent, fan-made parody tribute inspired by classic science-fiction television and is not affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by any official franchise, studio, trademark, or copyright holder.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":46138666090687,"sku":"31242985673252268485","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":46138666123455,"sku":"19650232580736921386","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Military Green","offer_id":46138666156223,"sku":"27334640264457035936","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":46138666188991,"sku":"40543438548938821961","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":46138666221759,"sku":"20612648562893255387","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":46138666254527,"sku":"26148557630296892429","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Military Green","offer_id":46138666287295,"sku":"13050301125387235207","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":46138666320063,"sku":"64660487947377398214","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":46138666352831,"sku":"22553035427359573851","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":46138666385599,"sku":"87767355344062967228","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Military Green","offer_id":46138666418367,"sku":"26951672586261136861","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":46138666451135,"sku":"21717434847961217011","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":46138666483903,"sku":"18432358556404517305","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":46138666516671,"sku":"19523648413570786621","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":46138666549439,"sku":"10544187947961776644","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":46138666582207,"sku":"17792851776557461342","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":46138666614975,"sku":"17821261663396287047","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":46138666647743,"sku":"25524240605846935629","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":46138666680511,"sku":"54153058857085683299","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/9259\/7695\/files\/4837462525605035275_2048.jpg?v=1788480965"}],"url":"https:\/\/wingardiumstickiosa.com\/collections\/wear-it\/wear-it.oembed","provider":"Wingardium Stickiosa","version":"1.0","type":"link"}