{"product_id":"starfleet-captains","title":"Starfleet Captains","description":"\u003cp\u003eDifferent ships. Different eras. Same impossible job.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis waterproof vinyl sticker celebrates some of the most iconic captains in sci-fi history — the leaders who somehow managed diplomacy, spatial anomalies, time travel disasters, hostile first contact situations, and crews that absolutely should’ve gone to therapy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for longtime Trek fans, convention goers, and anyone who has very strong opinions about who the best captain actually is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd it to your laptop, water bottle, journal, console, or workspace as a tribute to the legends who kept the galaxy (mostly) together. Because space is hard, and somebody had to sit in the chair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions:\u003cbr\u003e• 3 x 2.3 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003ePrinted on high-quality vinyl sticker paper and sealed with a waterproof transparent laminate for durability and long-lasting color. Hand-wash recommended for best results.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDelivery:\u003cbr\u003e• Ships via USPS standard letter mail to keep shipping costs low\u003cbr\u003e• Orders ship within 3 business days (unless otherwise noted)\u003cbr\u003e• Once shipped, prime directives may no longer apply\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is an independent, fan-made parody item inspired by classic sci-fi and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official franchise, trademark, or copyright holder. 🖖\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wingardium Stickiosa","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45749643444415,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/9259\/7695\/files\/20230410_125151_3.jpg?v=1781901502","url":"https:\/\/wingardiumstickiosa.com\/products\/starfleet-captains","provider":"Wingardium Stickiosa","version":"1.0","type":"link"}