{"product_id":"survival-is-mandatory-happiness-is-optional","title":"Survival Is Mandatory, Happiness is Optional","description":"\u003cp\u003eSafety isn’t luck. It’s preparation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis waterproof vinyl sticker is perfect for fans of retro-futuristic humor and wasteland-era reassurance. Add it to your laptop, water bottle, toolbox, console, or any surface that could benefit from a little Wasteland confidence. Reserve your place. Secure your future.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: 3.25 x 2.75 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails: Printed on high-quality vinyl sticker paper and sealed with a waterproof transparent laminate for durability, vibrant color, and long-lasting wear. Hand-wash recommended for best results.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDelivery:\u003cbr\u003e• Ships via USPS standard letter mail to keep shipping costs low\u003cbr\u003e• Orders ship within 3 business days (unless otherwise noted)\u003cbr\u003e• Once shipped, I’m not responsible for postal delays, but I’m always happy to help if there’s an issue — just reach out!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThanks for supporting a small business! This is an independent, fan-made parody item and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official franchise, trademark, or copyright holder.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wingardium Stickiosa","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45748111507647,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/9259\/7695\/files\/20260125_121032_1.jpg?v=1781813854","url":"https:\/\/wingardiumstickiosa.com\/products\/survival-is-mandatory-happiness-is-optional","provider":"Wingardium Stickiosa","version":"1.0","type":"link"}